"I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it."
(--George Burns)
"I was looking in the mirror the other day and I realized I haven't changed much since I was in my 20's. The only difference is I look a whole lot older now."
(--George Carlin)
"Oh, to be 70 again!"
(--George Clemenceau)
"The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune."
(--Old Irish saying)
"May you live all the days of your life."
(--Jonathan Swift)
"There was a star danced, and under that was I born."
(--Willy the Shake)
"Old age is like everything else: to make a success of it, you've got to start young."
(--Fred Astaire)
"I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way, by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else....I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can't reach old age by another man's road."
(--Mark Twain)
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